Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
manager: Cool! So what’s it called?
designer: The boss.
manager:
manager: why’s it called that
(via caballerochocobo)
fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.
(via prof-k4b00m)
you know if eddie is automatically logged into any social media on his phone/laptop there is nothing stopping venom from jumping onto like. twitter at 4 in the morning while eddie is asleep
lots of people have responded to this post with “not only does venom have his own accounts but he is at least twice as popular as eddie” and 1. youre correct but 2. this post is not about that. this post is about eddie waking up to an urgent phone call from anne saying “eddie?? eddie dan says someone hacked your twitter last night and made a bunch of posts about how you—“ (a pause while she leans over and squints at dan’s phone screen) “…love ‘slutting it up’ at the dollar store?”
I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”
Friend: “Ok shoot”
Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”
Friend: “I dunno what?”
Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?
Friend: I dunno what?
Click
(via bearstomach)
